And now, because I am bored and I’m waiting for my new gadget to charge, I present to you the unboxing of a Kobo GLo HD e-reader!
This is the box that my new Kobo came in. Isn’t that interesting? Isn’t this life-affirming? Aren’t we having fun?
I don’t know why it came with that strange extra-dimensional blur. That must be one of those features that the hipsters these days are crazy for, though.
Whatever, bro, I’ll eat as many lithium ion batteries as I want. You’re not my real father. You don’t get to tell me what to do.
They just kind of shoved a few random pieces of foam and cardboard as padding in the box, but it wasn’t near enough, because everything still bounced about inside there like crazy. Plus, the padding was only on one side, leaving the other completely unprotected. So I guess it was lucky that for once FedEx didn’t mangle my package.
Don’t you just love the graphics on this box? Such blue. Much stylish.
I’m sure there was some important info on this box, but I didn’t bother reading it.
Hey, look, it’s the Kobo Glo HD itself! YAY! It took me three hours to get to this point. Stupid over-packaging. *Harumph*
They stick the quickstart guide behind the e-reader, but I’ve already started it at that point! You fools!
This told me to download the Kobo app to my phone. I dinnae do it.
The charge cable didn’t come with a wall adapter. I hate that. How much does a wall adapter cost? Why does everybody make me buy them separately?
Well, that’s everything that came in the box. I’ve wasted a lot of time here and my Kobo still isn’t charged. Why must my obsessive compulsive disorder not allow me to use any new device until it’s fully charged? WHY!?